Adam in the bottom two? No way

Adam Lambert near the bottom in "American Idol?" Don't even toy with me on that.

There he was, alongside Matt Giraud in the bottom two. Adam looked calm on the outside; inside, he must have been as upset as I was.

Sure, I know there's a reason for it. Various idiots -- like, well, me (see previous blog) -- keep speculating on who will finish second to Adam this season. People start trying to choose; they assume he'll sail through.

Adam as the second lowest? Sure, and Bill Gates is the second-poorest person in America, Shaq is the second-tiniest, Trump is the second-humblest, George W. is the second-wisest.

Here are a few of my comments; please add yours:

1) It was good to see Allison Iraheta in the top two. She still has nothing to say on any subject (as she reminded us tonight), but she's one terrific singer.

2) Danny Gokey is now the only person who hasn't been near extinction. That means he's the best prospect to finish second to Adam.

3) Sure, I hated to see Matt Giraud go. His instant rise from dueling-piano bars in Kalamazoo to the national stage has been fun to watch. He finished No. 5, just a step behind two Michigan people -- Josh Gracin and LaKisha Jones -- who came in No. 4.

4) It was fun to see the food fight. Besides, now we know these kids are ready to be rock stars; they know how to trash a room.

5) I hope the "Idol" tour has already booked all its stays. After seeing the food fight, I can imagine hotel managers everywhere insisting on a clean-up surcharge.

6) The guys were getting pretty feisty about messing up Allison. She's 17, you know; there must be something about statutory food fights.

7) I'm still trying to figure out Tuesday's comments. Simon Cowell used "wet" as an insult; Paula Abdul used "Michael Phelps" as a compliment. But isn't Michael Phelps the world's wettest star?

8) Natalie Cole and Taylor Hicks were a lot of fun, as expected. And as Cole sang, we were reminded just how good Ricky Minor's band has been.

9) Consider the musical range of Jamie Foxx. He grew up as a classical pianist, plays a classical cellist in his new movie, advised the "Idol" contestants on crooning, then sang in a modern R-&-B dance vibe.

10) Next week is rock 'n' roll week. That could be a problem for Kris Allen, who is best at ballads. It's no problem for Adam, who has already conquered "Satisfaction" and "Born to Be Wild." Then again, nothing much is a problem for Adam, as long as people remember to vote.


"Idol": It's way too close

After tonight, how do you choose between "American Idol" contestants? Here were four great voices singing four great songs, backed by Ricky Minor's zesty band. The race to finish second is a virtual tie.

First place, of course, is another matter. That's Adam Lambert.

Adam is in a separate class. As a performer, he's Bo-plus, Taylor-plus; as a singer, he's Carrie-plus, Kelly-plus. As a star, he's unique and ready to go.

Still, I can't pick from the four candidates for second, each of them strong tonight. Here are a few of my comments; please add yours:

1) There were some follicle adventures tonight. Kris had something that could easily have been a mustache, given a few more months; Danny had something perilously close to being a beard.

2) If I had Kris' face, I would never let any hair interfere with it.

3) Of course, if I had Kris' face, I wouldn't be sitting here writing blogs.

4) Please read and comment on my previous two blogs. One reacts to the Simon Cowell interview in the new TV Guide; the other interviews last week's departees, Lil Round and Anoop Desai.

5) Yes, it was repetitive. Each time, Jamie Foxx said something about being really impressed by that particular person. Then again, that's the same way I felt.

6) Semi-hype: Foxx's "Blame It" is No. 1, Ryan Seacrest said. Well, it's No.1 on one of the Billboard charts; it's No. 5 overall. There's a difference; there are some charts where you can hit No. 1 without anyone knowing you exist.

7) Semi-semi-hype: Fox announced that "Glee" is "this fall's biggest hit." It announced that five months before the fall begins -- and before "Glee" has ever aired.

8) Then again, I can't really grumble about that. The fact is, the "Glee" pilot is a gleeful delight. You'll see when it has a sneak-preview airing on May 19, after the "Idol" performance finals.

9) The should-go, by tonight alone? Maybe, Kris Allen, with Allison Iraheta second-to-last and Matt Giraud third-to-last.  Basically, anyone but Adam.

10) The will-go? I'll say Matt, despite his great work tonight. Once again, Allison will ill-deservedly be down there with him; once again, she'll survive. Then again, it could be anyone but Adam. 






Liars, liars, liars

Maybe I should have realized that magazine covers aren't always truthful. In his autobiography, David Brown admitted writing the cover blurbs for Cosmopolitan (which his wife, Helen Gurley Brown, edited) without bothering to read the stories.

Still, I fell for it again. There was TV Guide, with a cover photo of Simon Cowell and the giant yellow headline: "Why I'm Leaving Idol."

That seemed like big news. I set aside all the important things I was doing -- or would have, if I still had important things to do -- and read the article. I soon found Cowell saying that he'll PROBABLY leave when his contract expires after NEXT season ends, in 2010. Those are two big differences.

Once you get past that, there are points in the interview where he is right and where he's wrong. He's:

-- Right about the strong possibility of a finale with Danny Gokey and Adam Lambert.

-- Wrong in picking Gokey as the 55/45 likely winner. Cowell has misunderstood Lambert in the past, dismissing him as "theatrical" and "self-indulgent." In truth, Lambert brings fresh, original interpretations. His "Ring of Fire" was brilliantly linked to the actual lyrics; as always, it was sung superbly.

-- Right in saying Allison Iraheta is limited because she shows no personality behind that blazing talent. In a way, it's the sort of pageant-syndrome that hit Diana DeGarmo. Iraheta has been singing since she was 3; she's had little time to develop her own personality.

-- Wrong in giving Kris Allen the same description. Sure, he's a fairly quiet Southern kid with an attractive wife and a pleasant life. Still, there are hints of extra layers there; don't be surprised if he nudges past Gokey for the runner-up spot.

-- Right in saying Lambert will be a big-seller, Gokey probably won't. Danny Gokey is this year's Taylor Hicks, which is a good thing; Lambert is this year's Daughtry-plus, which is a great thing.

-- Wrong in his friendly criticism of Paula Abdul -- "I don't understand half of what she's talking about." It made perfect sense, for instance, when she discussed Kris Allen's song choice as "shopping in the ladies' department." That's a metaphor or a simile, the things British people are supposed to understand. If I remember my English lit class correctly, they invented them.

-- Right in saying one problem is that Abdul and DioGuardi have been too wordy. They have; Cowell and Randy Jackson have said more in less time.

-- Wrong in giving guarded approval to DioGuardi. In truth, she's been a disappointment, never disagreeing with Jackson and rarely diverting from a limited view of what might work on a pop record. "Idol" deeply needs Jackson and Cowell, with their ability to be direct and (often) correct. That's why I panicked when I saw the yellow letters saying "Why I'm Leaving Idol." Fortunately, it was just yellow journalism.


"American Idol" meets the Rat Pack

This is a pivotal week for "American Idol" fans. After all:

-- Today is Allison Iraheta's 17th birthday. For those of you waiting patiently, she's now a year from being a consenting adult.

-- Tuesday is "Rat Pack" night, with the remaining contestants singing songs done by Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin or Sammy Davis. They could also do the music of Joey Bishop or Peter Lawford, but I wouldn't advise it.

"Rat Pack" week means Matt Giraud will have an excuse to wear a fedora again. If he makes it to next week, he'll tie two others (Josh Gracin, Lakisha Jones) with the best finish by a Michigan person, fourth overall. It means Iraheta might find a fast-paced Davis song -- sort of like "Candy Man," but better -- to sing. And it means Adam Lambert will ... well, be perfect, as usual.

I like Giraud, but I'm surprise that he's still around, with Lil Rounds (one of my favorites) and Anoop Desai ousted. Here's the story I wrote after phone interviews, the day after their ouster:

Let's not feel too sorry for Lil Rounds and Anoop Desai, as they return home from "American Idol."
She's looking forward to her three kids and more. "My husband bought me a puppy," Rounds said Thursday.
And Desai has basketball memories to savor retroactively. "I'm going to do some celebrating from a couple weeks ago," he said Thursday.
Desai grew up in Chapel Hill, N.C., where he's a grad student at the University of North Carolina. Basketball is his personal passion.
"Anoop can play some ball," another ousted finalist, Michael Sarver, said after playing with him. "He's a very intense basketball player ... When Anoop missed, he did not like it. He would beat himself up until he got it."
He once paced his hotel room for two hours because ESPN blinked out when the North Carolina Tarheels were playing Duke.
Then came the NCAA championship game. Desai was cutting some "Idol" tracks with the other finalists, then rushed to a TV. "Unfortunately, I didn't see the first part, when they really beat them up," he recalled.

That might have distracted him from preparing for his performance the next day, but he said he was confident. "I knew wasn't going home, because the 'Heels had won."
Confidence was hard to find this week, when the field was trimmed from seven to five."I actually started coping with the fact that I might be done," Rounds said.
Others did, too. "It's amazing how many people out of the group were sure they were going home that night," Desai said.
He had been in the bottom often and asked host Ryan Seacrest to break the news to him quickly. "If I had a choice, they would mail me the results," Desai said.
Rounds had faced criticism from the judges, who kept insisting she make a song seem like her own, instead of sounding like the original record.
"I think I did make it my own," she said. "I always stayed true to what the song was, (but) being an R-and-B, soulful singer, I think I made it true to me."
That's the sort of record she'll cut, Rounds said. First, however, she'll return to Memphis, her husband, their three children and that puppy. "I can't wait to be back home and take them to a park."
Then comes the "Idol" tour, followed by the scramble for individual records. Desai said he wants his to be "R-and-B pop."
First, he has that belated celebrating to do, "There is nothing like spring in Chapel Hill," he said.  

At least, Lion fans get some fun

Well, this is kind of good news for Detroit Lion fans: At least, they're the center of attention.

With the No. 1 draft pick, they were the focus of the football world. And after they chose Matthew Stafford, he made the media rounds.

He was even on the David Letterman show tonight, reading the top 10 list -- his thoughts upon being drafted No. 1. Here were a few of my favorite ones:

10. You don't often hear, "Congratulation, you're going to Detroit."

8. If the Lions win one game this year, I'm a hero.

6. Holy crap, I think I just pulled a hamstring.

2. Why does Jessica Simpson keep calling me?